to the tune of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Dr. Seuss

You’re a mean one, Voldemort.
You really are evil.
You’re as gentle as a bludger,
You’re as nice as Devil’s Snare, Voldemort.
You’re a bad Bertie Bott
With a gross, snotty taste.

You’re so ugly, Voldemort.
You broke so many mirrors.
You have two thin slits for nostrils,
And you are so very pale, Voldemort.

I wouldn’t touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot wand.

You’re a vile one, Voldemort.
You have Doxies in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a very stupid troll, Voldemort.

Given the choice between you,
I’d take the very stupid troll.

You’re a loser, Voldemort.
Harry Potter beat you up.
All he got was a lightning scar,
You lost all your powers, Voldemort.

The three words that best describe you are, and I quote:
Stink. Stank. Stunk.

Submitted by: Brandy and Robbie