Voldy’s Toxic

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to the tune of “Toxic” by Britney Spears

Harry can’t you see
Your prophecy
Says, in the end, you must kill Voldy
Or be the victim fulfilling the prophecy

There’s no escape
Of this terrible fate
We need more hints
Baby from J.K.
To find out more
About the second war

If I could I would go on
About the second war that has begun
In infinity

Oh the taste of Voldy he will encounter
It’s toxic Avada Kadavra!
Oh the taste of a poison
An evil curse
Voldy’s planning his murder
Don’t you know that he’s toxic
The unforgivable Avada
Is now targeting Pottah!

It’s getting late
The end is near
Potty must be tough
And show no fear
Magic and muggle worlds
Relying on him dear

The loss of Sirius has Potty ticked
Why’s he the boy that was picked
Oh the prophecy

Oh the taste of Voldy he will encounter
It’s toxic Avada Kadavra!
Oh the taste of a poison
An evil curse
Voldy’s planning his murder
Don’t you know that he’s toxic
The unforgivable Avada
Is now targeting Pottah!
Don’t you know that he’s toxic?

Aavaadah……
Keedraavah…..

Taste of Voldy he will encounter
It’s toxic Avada Kadavra!
Oh the taste of a poison
An evil curse
Voldy’s planning his murder
Don’t you know that he’s toxic
Taste of Voldy he will encounter
It’s toxic Avada Kadavra!
Oh the taste of a poison
An evil curse
Voldy’s planning his murder
Don’t you know that he’s toxic

Intoxicated now
He’s nervous now
I think he’s ready now

Intoxicated now
He’s nervous now
I think he’s ready now

Submitted by: Tayna