Who Wore It Better: Draco Malfoy or Christina Aguilera?

Good day, and welcome to this month’s edition of Witch Weekly, in which I, Gilderoy Lockhart, serve as your guide in my critically acclaimed column “Who Wore It Better?” Of course, this is all quite hush-hush, but the word is that I may be in consideration for a special award for my journalistic skills. Don’t tell anyone I told you. When they announce it, we will all use our best “surprised” faces. Now, let’s get right down to it since the best journalists tend to get right to the bare bones of their stories.


side-by-side comparison of draco malfoy and christina aguilera, each sporting slicked-back blond hair, a black blazer with white collared shirt and a tie, and a pouting expression


On the left is Draco Malfoy in his youth, and on the right is Muggle singer Christina Aguilera. Both have seemingly fallen into a vat of Sleakeazy’s hair products, resulting in an overabundance of the product upon their craniums. My task is to tell you who wore the style better. It is a daunting task, but someone must do it. Both are suited up very nicely with stylish ties, but I have to say, Mr. Malfoy looks especially dapper. In the midst of his fall into the vat of hair potion, he somehow still managed to add style to his hair in the form of a side part. I declare Draco Malfoy the winner of this month’s match-up. We will be back next month with another edition of “Who Wore It Better?” Until then, stay radiant!


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Gilderoy Lockhart

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Five-Time Winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award


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Amy Hogan

I was 9 years old when I discovered the magic that is “Harry Potter.” I am a proud Hufflepuff and exceedingly good at eating, reading, being sarcastic, and over-thinking small tasks. Since I spent too much time worrying about the correct way to write this bio, this is all I was able to come up with before the deadline.