CC #411: Week of November 24, 2019
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“Who said, ‘We need to get a leg up on Voldemort?’ Oh, very funny, Ron…”
Nothing beats getting home after a long day of work and putting your foot up.
Me being mentally exhausted after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
“I need new shoes.”
“That Polyjuice Potion cost me an arm and a leg! Well… a leg, anyway…”
Harry: “Are those the…”
Moody: “…the Chanel boots? Yeah, they are.”
My face when I show my best friend a Harry Potter meme and they say they’ve already seen it.
“How you doin’?”
Moody’s leg = homework
Moody’s reflections in the mirror = me procrastinating
Actual Moody = me pretending not to see either of them
These boots were made for impersonating an esteemed Auror by locking him in a trunk for a year and drinking Polyjuice Potion from a hip flask… and that’s just what they’ll do.
When you’re trying to relax after Thanksgiving dinner and your little cousins find you.
“I’ll need a dress leg for the Yule Ball.”
“I’ve got to stop drinking. I’m getting more Moody.”
“I’ll be with you in a minute, once my leg is done re-charging.”
(With a frown) “Ron ate all the pies.”
(Drinks from his cup) “Now, Potter, as you know, I am not the real Moody but Barty Crouch, Jr.,… I think that was Veritaserum.”
Mad-Eye showed Harry that he was dressed to go golfing.
“This is my Tuesday leg; on Friday I wear one with a Hawaiian pattern.”
Mad-Eye: “So what are you going to do about your dragon?”
Harry: “I saw this movie How to Train Your Dragon, so I’m good.
Harry: “How did you lose your leg, sir?”
Mad-Eye: “I was hiking in a canyon when I fell and a boulder landed on my leg and I had to cut it off.”
Harry: “That’s 127 Hours.”
Mad-Eye: “I was in the Civil War and they had no anasthesia so they cut it off.”
Harry: “That’s Gone With the Wind.”
Mad-Eye: “I was fighting alongside William Wallace when the English cut it off.”
Harry: “That’s Braveheart.”
Mad-Eye: “I was in that.”
Harry: “I know.”