CC #415: Week of February 23, 2020

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Looking out of a window. This is all the entertainment there is when you’re a ’90s kid forced to live in an 1800s lifestyle.
—Lord Montemort

When the new TV looks way bigger in your common room than it did in the store.
—Tim S.

Members of Gryffindor House knew to scatter from the common room when Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley were about to have a dramatic moment.
—Lee Anne S.

The sun did not shine
It was too wet to play
Just brood in the common room all that cold, cold, wet day


Me in the car at age 7, looking out the window while a sad song plays and acting like I’m in a music video.
—Katie R.

Gryffindor common room

Man in the painting: “You know, you three, we’re more interesting than the rain!”
—Mr. Meeseeks

For years, Professor Slughorn remained a secret as a chair in the common room.

“Children of WHAT corn???”

“How many times do we have to tell you, Daniel? Don’t look directly at the camera!”
—Friend of Fawkes

The face you make when your conspiracy theory about Harry Potter in real life makes sense.
—Aakshi B.

Hermione: “Oh no! The library’s closed now.”
Harry and Ron: (pretending to be surprised and worried)

Me and my friends going up to the notice board to see our grades.
—Isabella S.

When the teacher continues teaching even after the bell…
Backbenchers: “…”





Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.