CC #433: Week of November 1, 2020


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Hermione: “Good thing you knocked him out, Ron. He was completely violating the school dress code.”
—Sam


Walking in on drunk, passed-out people during a party in a toilet be like…
—Lily M.


Hermione: “Erm, guys… I meant the trolls in the Muggle world…”
—Emese


Ron: “All I can say is, thank goodness the loincloth stayed in place.”
—Sam


Harry: “So… sneezing when using the Levitation Charm summons a dead troll.”
Ron: (smirks) “Good to know.”
Hermione: “This is ridiculous. If anyone asks, I’ll tell them you fought it to the death.”
—Troi


Hermione: “I’m not touching him! He has warts!”
—Sally


Hermione: “Fascinating specimen. I can’t wait until we dissect it.”
Ron: “Until we WHAT?”
—Sam


Harry: “Why do bad things always happen in the girls’ bathroom?”
Hermione: “Why do you think that girls always go to the bathroom together!”
Ron: “Mind blown!”
—Katie G.


Why Harry, Ron, and Hermione should never be interior designers.
—Esta


There are some things you can’t share without liking each other, and who knows if knocking out a mountain troll is one of them, but these kids have to become friends somehow in order for the plot to progress.
—Jesy Anne


“He said he didn’t like Harry Potter, so we took care of him.”
—Katie G.

 

 

 

 


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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.