CC #433: Week of November 1, 2020

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Hermione: “Good thing you knocked him out, Ron. He was completely violating the school dress code.”

Walking in on drunk, passed-out people during a party in a toilet be like…
—Lily M.

Hermione: “Erm, guys… I meant the trolls in the Muggle world…”

Ron: “All I can say is, thank goodness the loincloth stayed in place.”

Harry: “So… sneezing when using the Levitation Charm summons a dead troll.”
Ron: (smirks) “Good to know.”
Hermione: “This is ridiculous. If anyone asks, I’ll tell them you fought it to the death.”

Hermione: “I’m not touching him! He has warts!”

Hermione: “Fascinating specimen. I can’t wait until we dissect it.”
Ron: “Until we WHAT?”

Harry: “Why do bad things always happen in the girls’ bathroom?”
Hermione: “Why do you think that girls always go to the bathroom together!”
Ron: “Mind blown!”
—Katie G.

Why Harry, Ron, and Hermione should never be interior designers.

There are some things you can’t share without liking each other, and who knows if knocking out a mountain troll is one of them, but these kids have to become friends somehow in order for the plot to progress.
—Jesy Anne

“He said he didn’t like Harry Potter, so we took care of him.”
—Katie G.





Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.