CC #434: Week of November 15, 2020

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Marge: “You have the proper food? Gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan, grass-fed, not made on equipment that ever touches peanuts, no GMOs?”
Vernon: “Yes, we’ve prepared for all your dietary restrictions, Marge.”
Marge: “It’s not for me, it’s for Ripper.”

Marge: “I thought I told you to trade that boy for a bulldog.”

“If you don’t have something for this gas, Vernon, I’m going to blow up like a balloon!”

Vernon and Marge: (talking)
Petunia: (stealing Marge’s things)
—Jack H. (Hufflepuff)

Marge: “She’s making weird faces at inanimate objects again.”
Vernon: “I keep telling you, that’s her resting expression!”
Marge: “I don’t like it. She can rest her face when I’m not here.”

“You best behave, boy, or I’ll put you in the Chokey!”
—Haia M.

While Vernon and Marge discussed the rules of “the floor is lava,” Petunia was the first to realize that the floor had actually turned to real lava.
—Chase C.

Marge Dursley explains to her brother that it is her constitutional right to not wear a mask.

Aunt Marge: “You there, reading this caption. Yes, you. Sit up straight! I can see you slouched over like a rotted plant.”





Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.