CC #435: Week of November 29, 2020

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Cedric: “But it’s true! Mads Mikkelsen will be Grindelwald now!”
Cho: (still unsure)

Cho: “Just so you know, I have two left feet.”
Cedric: “Don’t worry. Just follow my lead.”
Cho: “No, I’m being literal.”

Cedric: (whispers) “I heard Fred and George Weasley spiked the punch.”

Cho became increasingly uncomfortable as Cedric explained that he would join the Death Eaters if he were ever humiliated in public.

Cho: “We’re getting the slow clap!”
—Hufflepuff girl

Red Coat Boy: (humming his school song which sounds like the Hogwarts school song)
“Durmstrang, Durmstrang, dreary weary Durmstrang!
Beat me to my knees;
Teach me Dark Arts, spells, and curses
Till my chachkas freeze!”
—Friend of Fawkes

Triwizard champion Cedric Diggory attends the Met Gala with longtime girlfriend Cho Chang, both wearing looks from Madam Malkin’s Winter 1994 Collection.

Cedric: “Do you know why people call me Shovel Face?”

Cedric: “So the Hufflepuff Seeker is with the Ravenclaw Seeker. Now the Gryffindor and Slytherin Seekers just need to hook up.”
Cho: “Oh, please! Who would want to see Harry and Draco get together?”

Cedric: “Hey, Cho, ith my lithp really that bad? Pleathe be honetht with me.”

Cedric: “Cho, if anything ever happens to me, I want you to date Harry Potter.”
Cho: “Why?”
Cedric: “Your ship name would be Charry, and that’s just too adorable to pass up.”
—Elise W.

CedriC: “I hope they play the ‘Cha-Cha Slide.'”

Cho: “I should’ve come with Harry.”
Cedric: “I should’ve come with Bella.”





Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.