CC #444: Week of April 4, 2021


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When you have a huge crush on a person but at the same time do not understand what they’re saying.
—Sim:)


Who wore it best?
—Luna


Buy one, get one 50% off at Old Navy.
—Elise


Emma: “I love the taste of that fake blood jam on your face. Yum!”
Rupert: “I told the makeup crew you like razzleberry.”
—Friend of Fawkes


Ron: “Can you believe Harry got us matching jackets for Christmas?”
—Jojo


Ron’s Gambit.
—Penelope


While his attempt to start a Hogwarts chess club failed, Ron was happy that Hermione showed up, at least.
—Sam


Hermione: “Ron, you can have the phone.”
Ron: “THANK YOU SO MUCH!”
Hermione: “Yeah, that phone came out twenty years ago.”
—Emma


Hermione: “You have five cuts and scratches from fighting the Death Eaters, and I have none. I’m better than you at everything!”
—Josh


“I know we killed Voldemort, but… I gotta say, punching Draco was more satisfying still.”
—Matthew J.


Whenever Hermione and Ron missed Lupin, they cheered themselves up by listening to his big band records.
—Sam


Moments later, the gramophone mysteriously and suddenly turned on, rupturing Emma Watson’s right eardrum forever.
—Evelyn

 

 

 

 


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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.