CC #444: Week of April 4, 2021

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When you have a huge crush on a person but at the same time do not understand what they’re saying.

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Emma: “I love the taste of that fake blood jam on your face. Yum!”
Rupert: “I told the makeup crew you like razzleberry.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Ron: “Can you believe Harry got us matching jackets for Christmas?”

Ron’s Gambit.

While his attempt to start a Hogwarts chess club failed, Ron was happy that Hermione showed up, at least.

Hermione: “Ron, you can have the phone.”
Hermione: “Yeah, that phone came out twenty years ago.”

Hermione: “You have five cuts and scratches from fighting the Death Eaters, and I have none. I’m better than you at everything!”

“I know we killed Voldemort, but… I gotta say, punching Draco was more satisfying still.”
—Matthew J.

Whenever Hermione and Ron missed Lupin, they cheered themselves up by listening to his big band records.

Moments later, the gramophone mysteriously and suddenly turned on, rupturing Emma Watson’s right eardrum forever.






Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.