CC #446: Week of May 2, 2021


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Harry: “What does the Bro Code say about how long I have to wait before asking out Cho?”
—Avery


Harry: “I wonder if my barber got his soul sucked out by Dementors?”
—Liz M.


Harry: “To Obliviate or not to Obliviate. That is the question.”
Ron: “Hermione, what made you think it would be a good thing to give Harry the complete works of William Shakespeare?”
—Friend of Fawkes


When there isn’t much to do at Hogwarts, students like to sit back, relax, and watch the Whomping Willow murder bluebirds.
—Sam


Harry: “I wonder how long I can stay being a third wheel until they notice.”
—Shane


Ron: “There he is! Contemplating the meaning of life again, I bet.”
Hermione: “Let’s put a stop to that before he shows up with some rubbish liberal arts degree.”
—Troi


Ron and Hermione headed over to their favorite romantic spot, only to find that Harry had taken it over for his angsting.
—Sam


Me watching Harry Potter while there’s a pandemic and all my friends are going crazy.
—Megan


When Ron’s trouser leg is more flexible than you.
—Millie


Hermione: “C’mon, Harry. The Hogwarts Express is leaving!”
Harry: “No, I won’t go back to the Dursleys again! I’ll just hide in the forest until the next school year starts. No one will know the difference.”
—Sam


Hermione: “I told you we’d find him, Ron, if we just followed the pungent scent of teenage angst.”
—Friend of Fawkes


Ron: “He’s doing it again, just staring off into outer space.”
Hermione: “I wonder what he thinks about when he does that.”
Harry: (thinking) “Ginny has nice skin.”
—Katie G.


Harry decided to live in the forest as a wild man because he already had the hair for it.
—Sam


Harry: “Huh, I guess they never caught that Horntail.”
—Patrick


Hermione: “Remember, we have to be really gentle with Harry. I’m sure he’s still processing what happened in the graveyard.”
Harry: (thinking) “Why doesn’t Kansas rhyme with Arkansas?”
—Ashton S.


When you accidentally lose your Indian friend in the refrigerator.
—Saphire


Harry: “I cannot leave this spot. I must sit on this egg until it hatches.”
—Emma


Harry: “Here in Yosemite National Park, I’m sure I’ll be safe from Hermione’s lectures about studying for the O.W.L.s.”
—Sam


Harry: “Why am I a third wheel in my own franchise?”
—Potterwatch101


Ron: “Why is it that Madam Pomfrey could regrow his bones overnight but couldn’t fix his hand?”
Hermione: “You’re looking for continuity in this, the film without haircuts?”
—Gary


Harry: “I wonder… Shall I ever see the Shire again?”
Ron: “Wrong franchise, mate.”
—Harry


When you’ve already given up on your test and your teacher comes to collect it in disappointment.
—Gwenna T.

 

 

 

 


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