CC #454: Week of August 22, 2021
⬇️⬇️ Scroll down in the below area to read all captions from this week! ⬇️⬇️
Ron: “Are you really mad at me?”
Hermione: “You see that smoke? That’s your favorite broom on fire.”
Hermione: “It’s all right, Ronald. It’s not even a poisonous spider!”
Ron: “I-I know. I’m n-not scared.”
(spider moves forward slightly)
Hermione: “No, Ronald, you’re doing it wrong! You have to pull in and up to force the air out of my lungs and up my esophagus to force the lodged food out.”
Ron: “I see the smoke. What potion are you brewing?”
Hermione: “I am making you look like Ryan Gosling.”
Hermione: “I’m finally taller.”
Ron: “I’m slouching.”
The only way Ron and Hermione can still fit under the Invisibility Cloak with Harry.
Ron: “Hermione, I think Cedric has turned to the Dark Side.”
Hermione: “Why would you think that?”
Ron: “He has a red lightsaber.”
Ron: “Ah, that fire feels so warm. What did you burn?”
Hermione: “Your ice cream truck.”
As Minister for Magic, Hermione freed all the house-elves. But she came to regret her decision when she didn’t know who would cook dinner that night.
You’ve heard of the boyfriend pillow. Introducing: the boyfriend backpack! Now you can go to class and spend time with your beloved all at once! While supplies last.