CC #461: Week of December 5, 2021


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Queenie: “My, don’t you look lovely today! What’ll it be? A bob, waves, or slightly shaved?”
Tina: (in the background) “…Good grief.”
—Parseltongue


Queenie: “Time to use my Legilimency to the point where I can blast all their heads off.”
—Nav


Fred and George were unaware that decades prior in New York City, an American witch had perfected not only the Headless Hat but the Armless Sleeves as well.
—Sherri


Queenie: “Tina! Where are your arms and head?”
—Josh


As you may or may not have noticed, Queenie is standing in front of an electric lamp in the 1920s, whereas in the 1990s, Hogwarts still uses candles.
—Emma


Queenie: “Ah, yes. A training dummy.”
Tina: “That’s a fashion dummy.”
Queenie: “Fashion IS my training.”
—Ari


“Satin, lace, velvet, silk, jewels, glitter…” (sigh) “…Let’s just start with some arms.”
—AquaBee


Phantom Thread (2017)
—Benni


Colleen Atwood before making her masterpiece costumes.
—June


Queenie: (thinking) “Maybe I’ll give this wand to Jacob when I’m done with it.”
—Evelin


And just like that, the little magic leg lamp from The Christmas Story was fixed.
—Cindy G.


Ahead of the upcoming concert, Queenie practices conducting the orchestra.
—Sam

 

 

 

 


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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.