CC #470: Week of May 1, 2022

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Dumbledore: “…And the next thing I knew, she was cold, dead on the ground. I’ve never seen Gellert since.”
Man: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
—Luna Laufeyson

Aberforth: “I just downed three glasses of firewhisky, and I’m standing upright and looking strikingly urbane.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Albus: “It’s not easy being the better-looking sibling, Ab.”
Aberforth: “…”

Dumbledore: (posing)
Bartender: “I’m sorry. This is a Wendy’s drive-through.”
—OOF Girl

Aberforth: “He was ALWAYS better than me at everything… Does he have to be the better dresser, too?!”
—Kim K.

Albus and Aberforth secretly doubt the existence of a second ‘Hog’s Head Karaoke Night.’
—Fried Pickle

Aberforth stares enviously at his brother, who is able to shop at Gladrags Muggle Apparel Outlet while he must be content with hand-me-downs from the drunk patrons lost and found.
—Friend of Fawkes

Aberforth: “Get your elbow off my counter!”

Aberforth eyeing Dumbledore’s expression wondering if he is thinking about getting a pair of fluffy woolen socks this Christmas.

Albus: “People say I look like Jude Law.”
—Sarah S.




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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.