CC #472: Week of June 12, 2022

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Queenie: “Yep. He’s warm. It’s COVID.”

Queenie: “Keep your eyes closed, honey.” (kisses Newt) “Okay, you can open your eyes. Let’s get married, Jacob.”

“You aren’t supposed to look at your fiance before you say, ‘I do.’ No peeking!”
—Kimberley C.

“Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise.”

(Heard in the distance) “Keep your hand at the level of your eyes, Raoul.”

Eddie: (whispering) “Why are you covering Dan’s eyes?”
Alison: (whispering) “So he won’t see the memo canceling the rest of these movies.”
Dan: “So, will there be a honeymoon scene, and you sing, ‘I Put a Spell on You’?”
—Friend of Fawkes

Queenie demonstrates to Newt how she and Jacob did a blind taste test to choose the wedding cake flavor.

Newt is clearly skeptical about Queenie’s nursing skills given her rather unconventional medical attire.
—Friend of Fawkes

Newt: “Is he sick?”
Queenie: “No, he’s okay. I’ve just been teaching him how to sing with his eyes closed.”

Newt: “Queenie, are you quite sure that this is necessary for a Muggle/witch wedding?”
Queenie: “Trust me, Newt! Jacob would want it this way.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Queenie: “If he closes his eyes, he can pretend he doesn’t see the memories of me drugging him with a love charm.”




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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.