CC #478, Week of September 25, 2022


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When your friend tells you that you look amazing, and you don’t believe her.

Jacob: “So… bicycles. Not faster than teleporting?”

Jacob: “I’m attracted to you, Lally! There’s just something about magical women.”
Lally: “Baker, please!”
—Friend of Fawkes

Lally: “Jacob, I’m here to help you. After the next 25 minutes, you’re going to realize, in the grand scheme of things, your breakup wasn’t really that bad. Because Jacob, I’m about to show you… THE 9 WORST BREAKUPS OF ALL TIME.”
—Eve T.

Lally: “My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates…”

Jacob: “No, seriously, lady! There’s this whole secret world of witches and wizards, with magical creatures, hidden places. Heck, they even have their own schools and everything.”
—Kim K.

Lally: “Jacob, I’m sorry. Your wand is plastic. It’s not really going to work. It was bought at Universal.”
—Joe R.

Jacob: “Lally pop, Lally pop, oh, Lally, Lally, Lally!”
Lally: “Wait! Did I conjure up ‘Magical Spells’ or ‘Musical Songs’ of the 1950s?”
—Friend of Fawkes

Lally: “You CANNOT use Cockroach Cluster in a cake!”
Jacob: “Seriously? Why not?”
—John C.

Jacob: “For me, I really like corn.”
Lally: “What do you like about corn?”
Jacob: “It’s corn! A big lump with knobs. It has the juice. I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing.”




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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.