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I Put a Spell on You

by Jillian Loveday · October 31, 2022

to the tune of “I Put a Spell on You” by Annie Lennox

This parody is from the perspective of Draco Malfoy in “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” when he puts the Imperius Curse on Katie Bell.

I put a spell on you
Because I’m slime
You better take this package
I tell you to commit a crime
Commit a crime

You know I need you
I’ve been running around
Cause I’ve got a Death Eater daddy
I can’t stand it, I’m gonna drown
Oh, no

I put a spell on you
Because I’m slime

You know I need you
I need you
I need you
To risk your life

And I don’t care
If you get hurt
I’m having a breakdown

I put a spell on you
Because I’m slime

You know I need you
I’ve been running around
Cause I’ve got a Death Eater daddy
I can’t stand it, I’m gonna drown
Ooh-hoo-ooh

I put a spell on you
To commit a crime
Because I’m slime
Because I’m slime
Oh
Yeah

 

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