CC #480, Week of November 20, 2022

Evan Rachel Wood as Madonna and Daniel Radcliffe as "Weird" Al Yankovic sitting on couch and looking confused in "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story"

Credit: The Roku Channel


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Couples therapy: It’s not for everyone!
—Friend of Fawkes

When you try to watch your movies with your Muggle girlfriend and all of the best parts were taken out.

Adult Harry and Ginny at a Halloween party: “Duh, we’re Weird Al and Madonna. Come on – Muggle pop icons from the ’80s?”
—Kim K.

His scar hadn’t hurt in 19 years, but other parts of his body did. All was not well.

The real reason why Harry Potter and Hermione Granger never had children: Their son would look like Daniel Radcliffe in a Weird Al wig.

What all heterosexual art student couples look like.

“Hey, wait a minute. In the book, it was Dobby who gave Harry the Gillyweed!”

Some alternate timelines were cut from Cursed Child.

Wizards when smartphones were invented.
—Hagrid’s Helper

Harry Potter and the Multiverse of Madness.

Weird Al debuting his greatest masterpiece: “Potter’s Hotter.”
—Strange Allie

“Who needs magic when you have TV?”
—Hagrid’s Helper

When your mom walks in but you’re playing Minecraft.

“Holy s***! Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock!”




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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.