CC #492, Week of October 16, 2023

Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures


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The Gryffindors were less than pleased when they saw who the substitute Herbology teacher was, but Scorpius and the Slytherins were thrilled.

As a musician, Tom finds inspiration everywhere, even in the cries of screaming mandrakes.

“My name is Tom Felton, and welcome to my dispensary.”

Sadly, Tom’s nice white slacks and shoes were covered in dark soil by the end of the day.

And so, years later, Draco returned in order to enact revenge on that mandrake that once bit his finger.

Tom Felton as Lucius Malfoy in the HBO remake…
Tom: “Wait ’til my father… Oh, wait, that’s me.”
Director: “Cut!”

Tom Felton: “This is what happens when you don’t read the fine print in your contract that allows your ‘business manager’ to invest your screen earnings in ‘innovative healthy foods.'”
—Friend of Fawkes

“As you can see, Slytherin pride is all over the castle. Notice how we study only GREEN leaves in Herbology class.”

It’s never too late to live out your inner Hufflepuff dreams.

“Done with the picture? Can I go back to work now? No?”





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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.