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Carol of the Spells

by Mikaela Martin · December 18, 2017

to the tune of “Carol of the Bells” by Mykola Leontovych

 

 

Shining fairy lights,
Hogwarts painted white,
Weasley sweaters on, play chess with Ron.

Christmas is here,
Voldemort is near,
Enchanted ceiling snow,
Falling slow.

Expecto Patronum,
That is the spell,
Lighting the room,
Warding off goons.

One seems to hear,
Peeves in the rear,
Throwing balloons,
Gaily he croons.

Oh, how we cast!
Spells that last,
Feast in the hall,
Before the Yule Ball.

Armor caroling
While students sing,
Wizard crackers break,
Harry’s scar aches.

Have a very Harry, Harry Christmas!
Have a very Harry, Harry Christmas!

On they send
Spells without end,
Lumos, Nox, Aparecium.

Shining fairy lights,
Hogwarts painted white,
Weasley sweaters on, play chess with Ron.

Christmas is here,
Voldemort is near,
Enchanted ceiling snow,
Falling slow.

Expecto Patronum,
That is the spell,
Lighting the room,
Warding off goons.

One seems to hear,
Peeves in the rear,
Throwing balloons,
Gaily he croons.

Oh, how we cast!
Spells that last,
Feast in the hall,
Before the Yule Ball.

Armor caroling
While students sing,
Wizard crackers break,
Harry’s scar aches.

Have a very Harry, Harry Christmas!
Have a very Harry, Harry Christmas!

On they send
Spells without end,
Lumos, Nox, Aparecium.

Shining fairy lights,
Hogwarts painted white,
Weasley sweaters on,
Play chess with Ron.
Lumos, Nox.

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