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Swish Swish

by Steph Martin · December 19, 2013

to the tune of “Swing Swing” by The All-American Rejects

Dursley days come and go.
Keep dreaming of doors
Dementors on my street
Emotions they stir
The guard is here
Gone to Grimmauld
And I am left without a badge

Did you think that I would die,
With that spell?
Do you know what it feels like, Having a scar?
I won’t die today

Swish, Swish, Flick from the spells of
My heart is crushed by an old pain
Can you help me find a way
To kill Voldy again

Stares cast into my face
I’m moving on
Inquisitor up my ass
She knows I was right
My kids can duel
They charm, they curse
And so do I to an old foe.

Did you think that I would die,
With that spell?
Do you know what it feels like,
Having a scar?
I won’t die today

Swish, Swish, Flick from the spells of
My heart is crushed by a new love
Can you help me find a way
To kill Voldy again

Back me up
(you thought Voldemort was gone)
Carry me
(away. away, away…)

Swish, Swish, Flick from the spells of
My heart is crushed by a black veil
Can you help me find a way
To kill Voldy again.

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