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This Is War

by Jillian Loveday · May 27, 2022

to the tune of “This Is War” by Thirty Seconds to Mars

A warning to the wizards
Evil voices are heard
This is war
To the Auror, the civilian
The martyr, dominion
This is war

Uncover the truth, reveal the lie
It’s the moment to live, the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight
To fight, to fight, to fight

To the cave, to Shell Cottage
We are brave, we have knowledge
To the edge of the earth
It’s a dark new world
Stay on high alert

To the cave, to Shell Cottage
We are brave, we have knowledge
To the edge of the earth
It’s a dark new world
Stay on high alert

A warning to the children
“Give me the victim”
This is war
To the Dark Lord, the evil
The sword and Neville
This is war

Uncover the truth, reveal the lie
It’s the moment to live, the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight
To fight, to fight, to fight

To the cave, to Shell Cottage
We are brave, we have knowledge
To the edge of the earth
It’s a dark new world
Stay on high alert

To the cave, to Shell Cottage
We are brave, we have knowledge
To the edge of the earth
It’s a dark new world
It’s a dark new world
It’s a dark new world

We do believe that love will win
Raise your wands into the sky
The Dark Lord is gone, the war is won
Lift your wands toward the sun
Toward the sun (Uncover the truth, reveal the lie)
Toward the sun (Uncover the truth, reveal the lie)
Toward the sun (It’s the moment to fight, the moment to fight)
The war is won

To the cave, to Shell Cottage
We are brave, we have knowledge
To the edge of the earth
It’s a brave new world
Welcome to rebirth

To the cave, to Shell Cottage
We are brave, we have knowledge
To the edge of the earth
It’s a brave new world
It’s a brave new world
It’s a brave new world

A brave new world
Voldemort is gone
The war is won
A brave new world

 

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