The 2014 Sochi Wizolympics are underway! WWN’s Lee Jordan reports on the first day’s events, Dragon Wrangling and the Squib-exclusive Snow Shoveling, followed by a special report from Ludo Bagman on the first day of Expedition Wandless in Krasnaya Polyana.
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This morning we saw things heat up in this 483 ½ winter Wizolympics, as the Dragon Wrangling event got underway. Seven competitors circled around Reginald Indra, the son of the dragon keeper, Kevin Indra, and referee for today’s event. Indra is a stout man with dark, curly hair and rather thin arms. Perhaps his father’s invention of the Fumosis Spell made it unnecessary for any physical force when taming dragons, therefore causing the younger Indra not to grow any muscles.