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CC #346: Week of June 9, 2013

CC #346: Week of June 9, 2013

Week of June 9, 2013

‘Smells like… invisible mudblood…’
-Dustin

Hermione: *Waves hand* I’m not the girl you’re looking for.
Scabior: She’s not the girl we’re looking for.
Hermione: *Waves hand* You want to go home and rethink your life.
Scabior: I wanna go home and rethink my life. *Leaves*
-Sam

Hermione: *Thinking* Why, oh why, did I wear perfume in the forest? It could get us all killed… or worse… nevermind.
-Michelle R.

Snatcher: Smores, I smell smores. Excuse me, beautiful, are you making smores?
Hermione: Uh… no.
Snatcher: Fenrir, check your jockeys, I smell smores!
-Dominick

Scabior puts the finishing touches on his life-size Hermione robot.
-Sam

‘Hmm… smells like teen spirit…’
-Geoffrey H.

Scabior: Your skin looks divine, not at all sallow and pale like mine. Oh, do share your beauty routine, Hermione!
Hermione: NO.
-Julia

Scabior: You see, that’s the whole reason the Dark Lord recruited me. He already had Snape, Lucius and Draco. With me added in, the fangirls will definitely be taking our side in the next movie!
Hermione: You just wait. We have a secret fangirl magnet. His name is ‘Suddenly Hot Neville.’
-Sam

Scabior: ‘Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of… smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… smelly.’
-Megan

Hermione: ‘I’ve got to get a new bathroom mirror.’
-Dave J.

Scabior: ‘Now. Where do I insert the coin to activate her?’
-Sam

Scabior: Smells like a Mudblood…
Hermione: *Whispers* It’s Chanel.
-Lauren S.

Hermione: *Under her breath* He’s wearing more eye-liner than I am!
Scabior: Who’s there?
Hermione: Just the wind!
Scabior: Oh.
-Biff

Hermione: ‘So. I snatch things from Hollywood celebrities. Can I join your club?’
-Sam

Hermione: Wasn’t Greyback supposed to be in charge during these scenes?
Scabior: Shut up. I make a much cooler lead bad-guy dude.
Hermione: Is that what you think? He’s a freakin’ werewolf! He attacks people even when he’s not in his werewolf form. He’s much better than you. You are much less intimidating than him.
Scabior: …
Guy in the Back: You guys aren’t supposed to be able to see or speak to each other right now!
-Megan

Scabior: No, Greyback, you can’t have her for a snack.
Greyback: It’s OK! I had Subway for lunch!
-The Doctor’s Daughter

Scabior: You are sixteen going on seventeen –
Hermione: I’m seventeen, actually.
Scabior: -you need someone older and wiser, telling you what to do-
Hermione: No, I don’t!
Scabior: I am seventeen going on eighteen. I’ll take care of you.
Hermione: Okay, there’s no way you’re seventeen.
-Sam

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