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Remember Nothing

Remember Nothing

August 4, 2013

Dear Professor Lockhart,

I have the worst memory ever. I try and look back on my childhood, and I can’t remember a thing. At this point I don’t know if I ever had one. Have my memories been obliviated from my mind? Even now, things like names, places, and dates are hard for me to remember, and they are all new memories. Is there anything i can do? I’m tired of walking around feeling like I am in an empty shell. What are some things I can do to improve my memory. I have a remembrall but I forget what I am suppose to remember. I am so confused…

I can’t remember

 

Dear Can’t Remember,

My dear! That obviously is a serious problem. However, seeing as how I am skilled in all types of magic, I deduce that you should stand in front of a mirror, wand in hand and mutter the spell “Remembero!” That should clear up any kind of confusion you might have. I daresay if I were there, I would perform the spell myself because it is quite difficult. You might end up in a worse condition if a professional like me doesn’t assist. Anyway, good luck!

Your hero,

Gilderoy Lockhart

Order of Merlin, Third Class;

Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League;

Five-time winner of With Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award

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