Goin’ Down to Hogwarts
(to the tune of “Theme” from South Park.)
I’m goin’ down to Hogwarts gonna have myself a time,
RON AND HERMIONE:
Casting spells everywhere, turning Malfoy to a ferret,
I’m goin’ down to Hogwarts gonna leave Muggles behind,
Come by train through Day to Night, Hagrid spouting, “Firs’ years, this way”
I’m headin’ down to Hogwarts gonna eat a lot of pie,
I like Mr. Harry Potter. Must do all I can to serve him.
So come on down to Hogwarts, and I’ll teach you how to fly.