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Kill, Kill

Kill, Kill

(to the tune of “Dance, Dance” by Fall Out Boy.)

They say I’m no good, so on them I’ll put a curse
Barely stuttered out
“Avada Kedavra” and now it’s stuck to my tongue
My victims get too over-dramatic
“Tonight it can’t get much worse”
They say, but then they’re . . .

They’re two quarters and a heart down
But I do want to forget how their voices sound
They hear about the deaths and they write them
In the “Daily Prophet”

Kill, kill
They’re falling apart at my feet
Kill, kill
And these are the lives I love to end
ill, this is the way they’d love
Harry’s misery is from me

Harry felt it, before they found out
Drink up his blood
Last resort
But it was a mistake, if it wasn’t then . .

Mr. Weasley’d be two quarters and a heart down
And I do want to forget how his voice sounds
They hear about the death then they write them
In the “Daily Prophet”

Why don’t you show me the little bit of bone
You’ve been saving for my caldron, (rebirth)

Kill, kill
They’re falling apart at my feet
Kill, kill
And these are the lives you’d love to end
Kill, this is the way they’d love
Harry’s misery is from me

Why don’t you show me the little bit of bone
You’ve been saving for my caldron (caldron, caldron)
I only want sympathy in the form of you bowing on your knees to me

Kill, kill
They’re falling apart at my feet
Kill, kill
And these are the lives I love to end

Kill this is the way they’d love (way they’d love)
Kill this is the way they’d love (way they’d love)
Kill this is the way they’d love
Harry’s misery’s from me

Kill, kill
Kill, kill
Kill, kill
Kill, kill

Submitted by: Emily Barksdale.

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