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Voldy’s Toxic
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Voldy’s Toxic

Voldy’s Toxic

(to the tune of “Toxic” by Britney Spears.)

Harry can’t you see
Your prophecy
Says in the end you must kill Voldy
Or be the victim fullfilling the prophecy

Theres no escape
Of this terrible fate
We need more hints
Baby from J.K.
To find out more
About the second war

If i could i would go on
About the second war that has begun
In infinity

Oh the taste of Voldy he will encounter
Its toxic Avada Kedrava!
Oh the taste of a poison
An evil curse
Voldy’s planning his murder
Don’t you know that he’s toxic
The unforgivable Avada
Is now targeting Pottah!

Its getting late
The end is near
Potty must be tough
And show no fear
Magic and muggle worlds
Relying on him dear

The loss of Sirius has Potty ticked
Why’s he the boy that was picked
Oh the prophecy

Oh the taste of Voldy he will encounter
Its toxic Avada Kedrava!
Oh the taste of a poison
An evil curse
Voldy’s planning his murder
Don’t you know that he’s toxic
The unforgivable Avada
Is now targeting Pottah!
Don’t you know that he’s toxic

Aavaadah……
Keedraavah…..

Taste of Voldy he will encounter
Its toxic Avada Kedrava!
Oh the taste of a poison
An evil curse
Voldy’s planning his murder
Don’t you know that he’s toxic

Taste of Voldy he will encounter
Its toxic Avada Kedrava!
Oh the taste of a poison
An evil curse
Voldys planning his murder
Don’t you know that he’s toxic

Intoxicated now
He’s nervous now
I think he’s ready now

Intoxicated now
He’s nervous now
I think he’s ready now

Submitted by: Tayna

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