Sob in My Loo

to the tune of “Someone Like You” by Adele

Olive Hornby, she
went to town,
she made
fun of my glasses and it
got me down.
I ran away and I
hid in the loo.
I locked the door
and I cried boo-hoo.
Then I thought I heard a funny voice.
Thought it was weird and it was one of the boys.

I opened up the door to tell him find your own toilet.
I’m trying to have a tantrum on my own don’t you spoil it.
Then I saw these yellow eyes.
That was the moment, when I died
and it was over.

Now all I ever do is sob in the loo,
flood the bathroom with my tears, woo woo.
Everybody that I see
seems to love upsetting me.
I would kill myself
but I’m already dead.
I would kill myself
but I’m already dead, yeah.

First I died then I
floated away.
I don’t know how it happened but I
came back again.
I swore
I’d haunt Olive Hornby
and I’d make her sorry
she’d been horrible to me.

I had to turn up in the loo uninvited,
but I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it,
I hoped that she’d see my face
and that she would be sorry. It’s her fault
my life is over.

Now all I ever do is sob in the loo,
flood the bathroom with my tears, woo woo.
Everybody that I see
seems to love upsetting me.
I would kill myself
but I’m already dead.
I would kill myself
but I’m already dead, yeah.

If it goes pear-shaped
Harry you can share
my toilet with me,
for eternity,
one day you’ll know how bitter sweet death can taste.

Now all I ever do is sob in the loo,
flood the bathroom with my tears, woo woo.
Everybody that I see
seems to love upsetting me.
I would kill myself
but I’m already dead.
I would kill myself
but I’m already dead, yeah.

Submitted by: Clive