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Trelawney recovers from alcohol addiction
Following the fall of Voldemort, Professor Sibyl Trelawney has given up the bottle. Known for her occasional sherry drinking episodes while teaching Divination at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Trelawney has now been dry for many years. "It hasn't been easy, but one must understand the pressure of possessing the inner eye. Around the time of the Dark Lord, so many thoughts were running rampant through my mind. It drove me to indulge in the special sauce a little too much."Trelawney's sponsor, who requested to remain anonymous, says that she has been known to still have the occasional outburst. "From time to time, Sibyl will have a vision that disturbs her to the point of running to the alcohol closet in hopes of drinking [visions] away."
The picture above depicts Sibyl recently attempting to get her hands on a bottle of Grey Goose. Thankfully, Professor McGonagall was present to hold back Sibyl when she had a vision, so no damage was done. Our thoughts are with Trelawney as she continues to make a full recovery.
Posted by Andrew on Apr 1st |
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LOL!!! #1
Not from the looks of Leaky,lol!
Im impressed mugglenet your really going for it this year.
Loving it...I keep refreshing the page waiting for a new article!!! :)
Nice! Though Kreacher is still my favorite one.
HAHAHA 4th HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! esp. Mugglecast's jk was the BEST!!! hehehe
nice.... Happy April Fools! (Top 10?)
Someone *cough* Lindsay Lohan *cough* should follow in Prof. Trelawney's footsteps. More AA meetings, anyone? LOL!
HAHHAA I LOVE MUGGLENET ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
lol this is great lol.
oh Andrew. what do you do during the day that is so boring you come up with this stuff? you are amazing. but don't let it go to your head (it's pretty swollen already)
News Story continued....Trelawney has given up her post as divination professor to become Editor of the leaky cauldron website. Haha! =] Good post Andrew!! It's really funny.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should all have a toast of champagne to Trelawney's recovery! To Trelawney's alcoholism recovery! ::Cheers::
I knew it!
I am so glad Mugglenet reports news of the Wizarding world and not just the muggle world. I would send Trelawney a bottle of wine to congratulate her, but that would kind of be going backward.
Happy April Fools! haha thanks for making my morning mugglenet!!!
uh oh, grey goose makes the girls loose!
haha love it.
wooohooo keep it up!!! ill keep checking all day!
wooohooo keep it up!!! ill keep checking all day!
good for you Trelawney!
good for you Trelawney!
Go Trelawney! You can beat it! Lol I love these news articles :-)
awww Trelawney I'm so proud of you. For years many of my teachers have had various problems with the bottle however now that their dry I've actually been able to learn something. You get the gold star of the day!!!!!! ^_^
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Fred and George!!!!!
Hahah!
Ha ha ha. That's a perfect picture.
Trelawney, you are truly a role model to anyone battling an addiction. It takes amazing strength of character. Though I do not possess the inner eye, I can forsee a life of happiness, sobriety, and tea leaves in your future:) Keep up the good work!
I went on was was like 'omg what happened???? but it's april fools! lmao good ones guys ;)
Bwahahah. Terrific! The photo is amazing. Keep it up!
WHEW! Thanks, Professor McGonagall. That was a close one.
Best April Fool's Day EVA!
LOLOLOLOLOL....Mugglenet never fails to surprise on April Fools.
Hahahaha! Loooove the picture. Thanks for giving us all a smile for the holiday, Mugglenet!
LMAO...picture was perfect for the "booze" situtation. Good job Andrew.
LMAO...picture was perfect for the "booze" situtation. Good job Andrew.
I knew that their was something about her but i could quite place it lol at least she got over it... =)
poor sybil, at least she's clean now.
Awww, Sybil! Does St. Mungo's have a Rehab unit?:)
That picture cracked me up.
I wish her all the best to get free from her addiction :D
i've seen that Sibyl misspelling quite a bit. it's Sybill! at least in the UK version...
It took you guys this long just to figrue out that she had the addiction! I really think that this is some April Fools joke!!!
Thank God for Mcgonagall. I was scared for Trelawney. haha jk Good one Andrew!
i love trelawney...that was kinda mean lol
hi guys!!!!!
helloooo!!! u still here? ARI LEE
well ill come baak laters then
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