Lord Thingy

by Nemorosa Knopp

The thing Wormtail had been carrying had the shape of a crouched human child, except that Harry had never seen anything less like a child. It was hairless and scalylooking, a dark, raw, reddish black. Its arms and legs were thin and feeble, and its face – no child alive ever had a face like that – it was flat and snake-like, with gleaming red eyes.
(GoF 555-556)

This is the description of Voldemort before he got his body back in the Little Hangleton graveyard. Why has nobody given it any attention thus far? We have studied mythology, looked for the meaning behind socks, and reread the books I-don’t-know-how-many-times, but I have not read one single editorial on this baby-shaped being. We should know better. Therefore I intend to analyze this, for lack of a better word, thingy.

I think the fact that Harry first thought it was a baby is interesting in itself. I, for one, thought we were going to witness some kind of infant sacrifice. Obviously, I was wrong. The thing that intrigues me is that in the first chapter, Voldemort kills the old, Muggle gardener, Frank Bryce, personally. When we see baby-Voldy in Chapter 32, he seems quite unable to do anything by himself, let alone kill anyone. This, of course, is only my assumption, and may very well be wrong. If it is true, however, it means that Voldy did some changes during the year which we know nothing about.

The thing that made me remember this pre-reconstruction Voldy was Sprout’s class on mandrakes in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Instead of roots, a small, muddy and extremely ugly baby popped out of the earth. The leaves were growing right out of his head. He had pale green, mottled skin, and was clearly bawling at the top of his lungs. (73)

Now, I am not going to theorize that Voldy really is a mandrake. (He does not have leaves for hair or green skin after all). I think, however, that this may be a hint. I know it sounds far-fetched, right? Just hear me out.

Mandrake, or Mandragora, is a powerful restorative…It is used to return people who have been transfigured or cursed, back to their original state. (CoS 72)

Thanks to Hermy, this is what convinced me. What has Voldy been? Cursed. What does the mandrake do? Uncurses people. If there was nothing to it, why would you not just say petrify? Don’’t get me wrong. I don’’t think Voldy looks like that because he used the mandrake. I just think that his shape is a deliberate hint from JKR to make us think about them.

Of course, I may be wrong, but if I am right, we are one step closer to finding out exactly how Voldy got his body back. And we all want to know that, right?

But let’’s move back to the creepy subject of this editorial, the snake-faced baby. To me, he sounds most of all like a piece of rotting meat. (Always glad to have that picture in my head). Now, the snake face obviously comes from good old Voldy as we know him since he has the same face in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. The question is where did he get the body? Of course, your guess is as good as mine, but I have a few theories.

The first is the most obvious one. There might be some powerful Dark Magic that Harry knows nothing about that allows dark lords to have a new body after 13 years of undeadness.

The second one is that this might simply be the (undesirable) after-effects of unicorn blood. I mean, we have not seen much of its so-called curse, have we?

The third one is that this “body” is some kind of Frankenstein thing, which Wormtail creates at his master’s command using whatever body parts are available (it would explain the bad looks, anyway). We don’’t know what happened to the body of Frank Bryce, so that is as good a theory as any, but if this is the case, I doubt it will ever be revealed in the books. (Young audience, you know…)

The last thing I have been wondering (directly related to the Voldy post chainsaw massacre) is: what is the purpose of the “body” anyway (if it was intentional, that is)? The answer might be as simple as Voldy having a corporeal form before the reconstruction could take place, or perhaps there was something more complex at work.

There is no guarantee that we will ever know anything more about this being, but I think we will. If not, what was it doing there?