JK Rowling has no MySpace

To the discouragement of many, JK Rowling updated her official website today with a new entry to the Rumors portion of her site. She lets everyone know that all of the JK Rowling profiles on popular social networking sites are fake:

I like to imagine them partying with all my imaginary friends ('a close friend confided…') in some bright and shiny alternative universe.

Thanks to Trish for the tip!