Defense Against the Dark Arts Post

Dear Harry Potter,

Sir, I know you are really busy in your work, although I think you could do it all in a blink of eye because you killed Voldemort (Yeah, I don’t feel fear saying his name). Still, I am disturbing you, but I do have a reason. Our Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher Mr. Wren Wringer is not well. It’s been weeks and you are a great teacher, so do you think you could by any chance teach us?

Shreya

From the Desk of Harry Potter, Head Auror
Auror Office
Ministry of Magic
London

Dear Shreya,

I’m afraid, as you noted, that my Ministry work has me quite booked at the moment; some of the higher ups thought it would be beneficial (re: amusing) to shift the departments around. You can imagine the chaos of switching places with the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office; there’s still a biting teacup that’s unaccounted for.

As to your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, if you haven’t seen him for so many weeks, he may have caught that recent wave of Vanishing Sickness that’s been going around as of late. It can be hard to tell, though, I’m afraid . . .

Keep your eyes peeled,
Harry

P. S. Never mind about that teacup. This is why I should never get drinks from the break room . . .

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