Death Eater Song

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to the tune of “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid

Look at Hogwarts
Isn’t it fine?
Wouldn’t you love to come just here and dine?
Wouldn’t you think it’s the school
The school that has everything?

Look at this school
Isn’t it great?
Doesn’t it look like a place you can’t hate?
Looking around here you’d think
Sure, it’s got everything

It’s got witches and wizards a plenty
It’s got potions and magic galore
You want three-headed dogs
It’s got twenty!
But who cares
No big deal
I want more

I wanna work for Lord Voldemort
I wanna kill, wanna kill some Mudbloods
Conjuring up the – what do you call it?
Oh – mark!

Helping ol’ Dumby is so humdrum
I would rather be fighting Potter
Look he is over there – What’s that curse again?
Oh – Avada Kedavra!

Death Eaters kill and they cause pain
And they never have to explain
I would kill to be part of your
Death Eater group

What would I give if I could live outside of Hogwarts?
What would I pay to spend a day with the Dark Lord
Betcha that man, he’d understand
‘Cause they don’t reprimand evil
Bright young Slytherin, sick of sittin’
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the Death Eaters know
Ask ’em my questions and get some answers
Is there a dress code and how much do you
Earn?

When’s it my turn?
Wouldn’t I love, love to explore the world of dark arts
Out of the school
Wish I could be
A Death Eater

Submitted by: Leah

 

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