He Will Be Mad

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to the tune of “She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5

Survived a curse at only one year old
Had some trouble with Voldemort
The Dursleys never tried to help him
He always had to help himself

I flew for miles and miles
And wound up at your dorm
I’ve read about you so many times but somehow
I want more

CHORUS:
I don’t mind spending everyday
In the common room in the middle of the night
Look for the boy with the scar on his head
Ask him if he’s the boy-who-lived
And he will be mad
And he will be mad

Send an owl or come by floo
I want to help you defeat Voldemort
I know I tend to get so clumsy
But I want to come anyway

It’s not always Patronuses and Phoenixes
It’s you that moves us along
My head is spinning my heart is racing
But Hermione moves us along

(CHORUS)

And he will be mad
And he will be mad

I know where you hide
Alone in your dorm
Know all of the things that you’ve done to Voldemort
I know that Ron’s your best friend at Hogwarts
Comes back and begs you to catch him every time he falls

Send an owl or come by Floo
I want to help you meet Voldemort

(CHORUS)

And he will be mad
And he will be mad

In the common room in the middle of the night
Please don’t try so hard to beat Voldemort

Submitted by: Kaitlin