Hogwarts Girl

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to the tune of “Barbie Girl” by Aqua

HERMIONE:
I’m a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world.
I do magic. It’s fantastic.
Ghosts fly everywhere, Cornish Pixies in my hair.
It’s a vacation from Muggle situations!

RON:
Wizards, witches, snakes, and Snitches.

HERMIONE:
I’m a hard-working girl,
In this non-Muggle world.
I do spells, I save Ron, I save Harry.

RON:
You’re a know-it-all girl.
And I almost could scream.
Your obsession with homework is scary.

HERMIONE:
You can laugh
At my ways.
But my O.W.L.S
Are better than yours.
Oo-oo-oo

I’m a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world.
I do magic, it’s fantastic.
Ghosts fly everywhere, Cornish Pixies in my hair.
A vacation from Muggle situations!

RON:
Wizards, witches, snakes, and Snitches.

HERMIONE:
And the homework!

RON:
Spells and flying, Snape-defying.

HERMIONE:
S.P.E.W.!
S.P.E.W.!

Submitted by: Catrina Gandor