Potter’s Remedy

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to the tune of “The Remedy” by Jason Mraz

Well I saw corridors from my dreams
And behind closed eye, I cannot make them go away
‘Cause I was born on the 30th of July
Prophecy rings
Well something on my forehead, it stings
That something on my forehead,
Well it kind of makes me nervous to think
That Voldy’s after me
Another year’s catastrophe
We will kill that dirty, old wizard
‘Cause if he’s got the poison, I’ve got the remedy

The remedy could be a wand
It is a dangerous tool
I says
The comedy is that it’s Sirius
Who is a strange enough old bloke on the run
I said the tragedy is how he’s had to spend
The last of his days in that old house
So shine my wand on all of Voldy’s face
‘Cause one of us has to die in the end

I… I… I’ll shine Voldy’s life away
Hey
Oh
I… I… I’ll shine Voldy’s life away
Hey
No

Well, I heard two men talking in my dreams
In a dark, dark room in the Department of Mysteries
Uncovering the ways
To plan the next big attack
Well they were counting down the ways to get the prophecy
(Be) right back
After this
Cho’s unavoidable kiss
With a wet, disgusting, water breath
That’s sure to outlast
Cedric’s death with me
Voldy’s rein was free
But if he’s got the poison, I’ve got the remedy

The remedy could be a broom
It is a dangerous flying stick
I says

The comedy is that it’s Sirius
Who had to use Buckbeak the hippogriff instead
I said the tragedy is how he’s had to spend
The last of his days in that old house
So fly my broom into Voldy’s face
‘Cause one of us has to die in the end

I… I… I’ll fly Voldy’s life away
Hey
Oh
I will… I will… I will… I’ll fly Voldy’s life away
Hey
No

When I’m in Charms class (I’m in Charms class)
I take my time
There’s no need to hurry when I’m making objects fly
Dementors turn off the sun (Turn off the sun)
But Harry’s Patronus shines
And I’ll tell you why

Because the remedy could be some Gillyweed
It is a dangerous blob of weeds
I says
The comedy is that it’s Sirius
Who was meeting me in caves that year
I said the tragedy is how he’s had to spend
The last of his days in that old house
So chew the Gillyweed Dobby gave me
‘Cause one of us has to die in the end

I… ‘Cause I will
I will chew Voldy’s life away
Hey
Oh
I will, I will, I will,
I will chew Voldy’s life away
I will chew Voldy’s life
I… And I will
I will chew Voldy’s life away, Oh no
‘Cause I will and I will and I will
I will chew Voldy’s life away
Hey
Oh
I will, I will, I will,
I will chew Voldy’s life awayyyyyyyyy
I will, I will, I will
I will chew Voldy’s life

Submitted by: Katie B.