The Importance of Being Immortal

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to the tune of “The Importance of Being Idle” by Oasis

I split my soul for the seventh time
Or some man could kill me
I murder those who get in my way
Because it fulfills me.
I lived with Muggles for half my life
They all thought I was crazy
I tried to find out about my past
But the details are hazy

But I don’t mind
As long as I have my Horcruxes to keep me alive
I’ll be fine
If you give me a minute,
Lord Voldemort’s got a limit
I can’t rule if my heart’s not in it

(Instrumental)

I don’t mind
As long have my Horcruxes to keep me alive
I’ll be fine
Give me a minute,
Lord Voldemort’s got a limit
I can’t rule the world if my heart’s not in it

I lost my faith in wizard-kind
Cause they hate Dark Magic
I went to work at Borgin and Burkes
Teachers thought it was tragic
I begged Dumbledore to give me a job
He said, “Tom, I don’t like you
You’re magic’s less powerful than love”
Which just shows what he knew

I don’t mind
As long have my Horcruxes to keep me alive
I’ll be fine
If you give me a minute,
Lord Voldemort’s got a limit
I can’t rule the world if my heart’s not in it

Submitted by: Macphistol12