If “Harry Potter” Characters Said What Their Actors Posted
These are all real things that the film actors said in real life.
1. THE DRACO AND NEVILLE PLOTLINES WOULD’VE BEEN DIFFERENT…
2. … VERY DIFFERENT
3. AND THAT’S BEFORE DRACO’S GROSS DAD EVEN GETS INVOLVED.
4. HERMIONE WOULD’VE BEEN PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY THE SAME.
5. IN THIS UNIVERSE, SEAMUS MIGHT’VE BEEN GOOD AT GETTING THINGS TO THE OPTIMUM TEMPERATURE AND NO WARMER.
6. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT VOLDEMORT GOT SOME BETTER HOBBIES. THE BAD NEWS IS THAT HE’S STILL WEIRDLY OBSESSIVE AND NEEDLESSLY VIOLENT ABOUT THEM.
7. ROMILDA VANE: SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
8. SERIOUSLY, THE DRACO BITS OF THOSE BOOKS WOULD’VE BEEN SUPER WEIRD.
9. HI, LAVENDER BROWN. ARE YOU ME?
10. LUCIUS MALFOY REMAINS DISGUSTING; IS SUDDENLY CONCERNED ABOUT CHILD WELFARE.
11. LET’S BE REAL: THESE MOVIES WERE CAST PRETTY MUCH PERFECTLY.
12. I IMAGINE THIS HAPPENED POST GRADUATION. CANNOT UNSEE.
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