Dating Draco Malfoy: Pros and Cons List

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J.K. Rowling herself has marveled at the number of girls who would like to date Draco Malfoy. Now, for the first time ever, here is a breakdown of the pros and cons I would personally have to consider before dating our favorite Slytherin prefect.

 

To date or not to date: Draco Malfoy

 

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Pros:

  • Let’s be real. Look at the boy.
  • Not that money is a requirement, but it doesn’t hurt that he’s financially stable and not living in a hole in the ground.
  • How awesome would it be to steal the white peacocks from his father’s estate and create an aviary?
  • He’s not a murderer. That’s always a good thing.
  • When people he cares about are threatened, he does whatever it takes to keep them from harm.

Cons:

  • His family’s response might be interesting. How would they react to Draco bringing home a Hufflepuff?
  • I really, really hate snakes. Would there be an abundance of snake decorations and motifs I would have to deal with as gifts or inheritance from his family? Those Malfoys like their snakes. They even put them on walking sticks.
  • As an active member of SPEW, I feel like there may be a few heated discussions about elf rights.
  • How much hair product does he use? I don’t like to date someone who takes longer to get ready than I do.

 

We might not be very well matched, but I would certainly give it my best go. Besides, who could ever get tired of looking at him?

Check out our other pros and cons lists for Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Neville Longbottom.

Amy Hogan

I was 9 years old when I discovered the magic that is “Harry Potter.” I am a proud Hufflepuff and exceedingly good at eating, reading, being sarcastic, and over-thinking small tasks. Since I spent too much time worrying about the correct way to write this bio, this is all I was able to come up with before the deadline.