Four Uses for Your Imperiused Body!
Have you just completed your evil plans?? Did you use the Imperius Curse to complete them? Do you fear your secret will get out if you remove the curse and release them?? Well, what do you do now?! Don’t worry! I have you covered. 😉 Listed below are four possible uses for your new meat puppet!
1) Use them for chores!
Have a whole bunch of boring tasks that you really don’t want to do!? That’s a perfect use for them! Send him to pick up your dry cleaning! Or clean the owl droppings off the floor! Have them de-gnome the garden, or possibly cook you dinner! The possibilities are endless.
2) Target Practice!
Need to brush up on some spells, curses, and jinxes? You have a (somewhat) willing target to stand there as you shake off that rust! Depending on the curses you are practicing (and if you are feeling nice), place some pillows around them to cushion their fall a little bit. If they get hurt, it’s a perfect time to test out that healing potion you have been working on that the Ministry won’t fund research for.
3) Get your nerves out!
Have a big date coming up and don’t want to mess it up? Use your meat puppet to practice! Have them sit opposite you and map out conversations you may have! You can have them respond with the answers you fear most so that you can prepare responses! If they aren’t a high-profile person, you could even take them out on a real mock date! The Muggles wouldn’t know the difference!
4) Entertainment!
Bored and need a little bit of entertainment in your life? Have them do silly little tasks to cheer you up or make you laugh! Have them sing a silly song and do a little dance. Make them count all the stars in the sky and report back. Send them on a wild goose chase to find some plant or animal that doesn’t exist (like a Nargle). The possibilities are endless!
Congratulations on completing your evil plans, and I hope you found this list helpful! How are you going to use your Imperiused body?!