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“Beyond the Veil” Episode 66: “Chapter 1 – It’s Called Seasoning, Petunia”

by Madison Ford · January 25, 2021

Season 3 begins! Join hosts Madison and Rebecca for a discussion on the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, “The Worst Birthday.”

 

 

On this episode, we discuss…

→Slim pickings for Harry’s top 8

→The return of sassy Harry

→Let’s talk about necks again

→Big thumbs down to food shaming

→Accio Fandom: Harry and Dudley shaking hands

→Petunia tries to literally murder Harry with a frying pan

→Muggles, magic, and safety

→Vernon is garbage

→Beds empty, no note!

→Lucius Malfoy and bizarre TikTok trends

→Everything is Dumbledore’s fault

→This week’s relevant tangent: tiny lo mein

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