CC #458: Week of October 24, 2021

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The Fat Friar performing his “sinking in inexplicable floor quicksand” routine for charity—1943, colored.

Chris Columbus: “You’re only going to be in the series for a few seconds, so make the most of it.”
Simon Fisher-Baker: “Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooooo!”
Chris Columbus: “Perfect!”

When you’re drowning in a sea of floor.

This is what happens when too much ghost ale weighs you down.
—Friend of Fawkes

When you step on the trick stair on the way to class.

First time Apparating.
—Hagrid’s Helper

“I’m not the Fat Friar. I’m Boris Johnson!”

“Wait! There are only 34 more verses to ‘Ghostly Tankards of Ale on the Wall’!”
—Friend of Fawkes

“Stretch, Fatso, and Stinky have my ankles! Help me, fellow Hufflepuffs!”

When someone opens a tub of ice cream.

The Fat Friar inadvertently wanders into the Weasleys’ Sinking Cement spell!
—Friend of Fawkes

While Nearly Headless Nick aspires every year to join the Headless Hunt, the Fat Friar is applying to the Pelvisless Pursuit.






Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.