All I Want for Christmas Is You

to the tune of “All I Want for Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey

I don’t want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need.
Don’t care for plot convenience,
You made me sad through every read.
Every time you made me cry
When I read that you had died.
So make my wish come true.
All I want for Christmas is all of you.

I don’t want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need.
James and Lily Potter, Hedwig,
Mad-Eye Moody and Dobby, please,
Cedric Diggory, Colin Creevey,
Sirius and Dumbledore,
Tonks and Remus and Fred Weasley,
You had so much to live for.
All your stories broke my heart.
You’ll always be the saddest part.
So make my wish come true.
All I want for Christmas is you.

Oh, I won’t ask for movie details,
Though there’s so much I want to know.
Grindelwald can wait a while, just
Please bring Tonks and Remus home.
I don’t need new merchandising
Or tickets to the Cursed Child play.
Pottermore won’t make me happy
With a story on Christmas Day.
Rowling please just make this right,
And I’d hold on to them so tight
And never give ‘em back to you.
All I want for Christmas is you.
You, baby.

Hedwig was so shocking, it came out of nowhere.
Cedric was so brave, but still, they killed the spare.
Dobby wanted freedom.
Colin was just too young.
Remus, Tonks, and Fred, tell me why’d you have to leave.
Won’t you please come back to me.

Oh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
This is all I’m asking for.
I just wanna see Fred Weasley
Standing arm-in-arm with George.
I just want you to come home.
More than you could ever know.
Make my wish come true.
All I want for Christmas is you.