Category: The U-Bend

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “I’ve read that too, I’ve read the whole book.” -Hermione Granger (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)   Okay so we’re reading Half-Blood Prince at this moment (and...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto, with special guest writer Abraham Lincoln Welcome to our new column on Mugglenet: The U-Bend!” –The U-Bend #1 — Introducing The Players Four score and twelve months ago MuggleNet’s...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto Yes, those with eyes too clouded by the mundane to See as I See, to Know as I Know … of course, we Seers have always been feared,...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Harry was used to the subjects of Hogwarts paintings moving around and leaving their frames to visit each other, but he always enjoyed watching them.” –Harry Potter and...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Oh no, this is too trivial for Aurors, it’ll be the ordinary Magical Law Enforcement Patrol – ah, Harry, this is Perkins.” -Arthur Weasley (Harry Potter and the...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Good Lord, is this – can this be – ?” –Tom (Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone) Warning: The following U-Bend editorial contains commentary which does not necessarily reflect...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “How many other Viktors do we know?” –Hermione Granger (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) Crud, just when we think we manage to post something on time,...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “What’s comin’ will come, an’ we’ll meet it when it does.” –Hagrid (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) The Goblet of Fire trailer is just around the...

by Andrew Lee “Mudblood’s a really foul name for someone who was Muggle-born – you know, non-magic parents. There are some wizards – like Malfoy’s family – who think they’re better than everyone else...