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CC #354: Week of August 4, 2013

In this week’s Caption Contest image, Hermione and friends show up at Xenophilius Lovegood’s front door. Read all of the winning captions for this week’s contest now!

Luna Longbottom

Professor Longbottom,

How are you?

There are a lot of questions that I want to ask to you, but most burning one is Why you didn’t marry/ propose Luna . You both were like most natural couple in Hogwarts even though it was not official.

Begrudged Beater

Dear Mr. Weasley,

First off, I would like to say, you are my favourite wizard of all time, and I guess I could say you are my role model.

Now here is my sticky situation. I play Beater for Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, and so does my best friend who is Slytherin (but she is the good sort of Slytherin). She has been playing Quidditch even before she came to Hogwarts, where I have only been playing for 2-3 years. I am starting to catch up to her, and I am becoming an even better Quidditch player than her. I am starting to realize that she is threatened by me. She treats me like dragon dung, and I sick and tired of it. As you have been in the jealous BFF (a Muggle phrase meaning Best Friend Forever) position before, I thought it would be ideal to seek your advice. Is there anyway of fixing our friendship, or will she hate me forever?

The Cattermoles

Dear Harry Potter,

What happened to the Cattermoles? In DH Ron impersonates Reg Cattermole and we never find out if him and his family get out of the country without capture… What about the other Muggleborns that left with Harry? And what happened to Mafalda Hopkirk (The women Hermione was impersonating) and Albert Runcorn (impersonated by Harry)? Where they punished for the breach of security?

Deathly Hallows

Dear Mr. Potter,

I am a big fan of your work. You’re a brilliant wizard. When I watched Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows there was one question that popped into my head. Seeing that Dumbledore had the elder wand and the resurrection stone was in the snitch, where was the cloak of invisibility? Now in your second year at Hogwarts you received an invisibility cloak that belonged to your dad. Was that cloak the third deathly hallow, the actual cloak of invisibility shed from Death’s own cloak?

Ambitious Young Slytherin

Dear Professor Snape,

I was wondering if you had any advice for an ambitious young Slytherin. I plan on going into the highly competitive field of performing arts, and all of the competition and backstabbing can be insanely irritating after a hard day of work. Does the fact that I already have an intolerance for the divas in my field mean that I have chosen a path that is not quite right for my sensibilities, or should I stay on my path?