“After I fought off all the grindylows,” Sadie went on with her tale, “I swam further upstream with my powerful, tireless stroke. I had to squeeze through a tight gap in a network of curses strung across the fjord. Then, wearing dragon-hide gloves to protect my skin from the hallucinogenic algae, I pushed myself along…”
Actually, what happened was this:
“Sporting memoirs mixed with do-it-yourself guides in this weeks Nonfiction List,” writes Daily Prophet book review editor Cicero Pica. “A tell-all exposé of the professional Quidditch league, a popular look at myths about Muggles, and a photo-essay about the most exotic, protected species of birds in the world were among the variety of subjects treated in the Top Ten Bestsellers.
Poor, sensitive Signor Boccachiusa could not stand to watch the duel between Il Comte and the considerably less dapper, but much braver, British wizard. While the lads from Durmstrang gathered around the fight to chant, “Ugly Stick! Ugly Stick!” and the other clowns fussed over the baby who was actually a twentyish-year-old man who had fallen victim to an overdose of Yesterday Pills, the mime wizard wandered.
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by Brandon This is Brandon signing back on, bringing you another new episode of The Underground Lake. I have no real old business, so let’s get right to it. Like you all, I have...
by Richard A. Glover The Echo of myth was a talkative muse, punished for her infidelities by being condemned to repeat that which was said to her, without the ability to enter into conversation...
by Lady Lupin Alchemy and the Harry Potter series are so deeply intertwined that new insights on the theme float around cyberspace on an almost daily basis. Many writers before me have highlighted pertinent...
by Terri C. I believe that most major Harry Potter fans have some favouritism towards a particular character. Perhaps this means you might take note of everything the character says or does, or anything...
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