MuggleNet Rereads “Order of the Phoenix”
Nothing like a little rebellion and teenage angst. MuggleNet rereads the fifth installment of “Harry Potter”.
Nothing like a little rebellion and teenage angst. MuggleNet rereads the fifth installment of “Harry Potter”.
Time for another edition of “Who Wore It Better?” As always, I, Gilderoy Lockhart, will serve as an expert opinion as we examine a match-up of a popular magical figure and a Muggle celebrity.
Today, I will attempt to parse through the fascinating character that is Umbridge. Because she is fascinating, regardless of – or quite possibly, because of – her ruthlessness, racist and classist agenda, and the bad name she brings to cat lovers.
Who’s more hateful? Matilda’s Agatha Trunchbull or JKR’s Dolores Umbridge? MuggleNet makes a list.
Many would agree that Dumbledore was a genius, the greatest wizard of his time, a master of strategy, and even a qualified mentor. However, he held a position at Hogwarts he should not have kept, for he used it to further his own personal goals and neglected the core nature of his task.
Removed from a world where a hat gives you the ultimate aptitude test and you get to have “a cool wizard job” when you grow up, here’s what we reckon the “Harry Potter” characters would have gotten up to after they left school. Includes activism, infamy, and “The Wolf of Wall Street”.
Rate My Professors has finally come to Hogwarts. Which Defense Against the Dark Arts professor would you choose?
Let’s have a big Voldemort and Umbridge debate… Who was honestly worse in your opinion?
Valar Morghulis? Well, Expecto Patronum.
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