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He Will Be Killed
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He Will Be Killed

He Will Be Killed

(to the tune of “She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5.)

Evil Lord seeking immortality
I had some problems with the Potters
I was always trying to kill them because
They were in the Order of the Phoenix

I Apparated for miles and miles
And Alohomora’d your door
I’ve killed your mum and your dad but somehow
I want more
I don’t mind spending everyday
Scheming plans with my Death Eaters
Trying to kill that Potter kid
Ask him if he wants to Crucio awhile
And he will be killed
And he will be killed
Tap on your window, knock down your door
I want to fulfill the prophecy
I know I tend to get so downright insane
It doesn’t matter anymore
It’s not always phoenix music
It’s power that moves me along
My heart is gone and my soul is heavily debated
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I don’t mind spending everyday
Scheming plans with my Death Eaters
Trying to kill that Potter kid
Ask him if he wants to Crucio awhile
And he will be killed
And he will be killed
And he will be killed
And he will be killed

I know you’re a hero
I know that you’re brave
Know all of the things that always get you saved
I know that “evil” means nothing at all
It’s all about Slytherin ambition

Tap on your window, knock down your door
I want to fulfill the prophecy

I don’t mind spending every day
Scheming plans with my Death Eaters
Trying to kill that Potter kid
Ask him if he wants to Crucio awhile

And he will be killed
The prophecy fulfilled
And he will be killed
The prophecy fulfilled

Please don’t try so hard to save your friends
Please don’t try so hard to save your friends

I don’t mind spending everyday
Planning treachery with Bellatrix

I’ve tried so hard to be all-powerful

Submitted by: RuthJulia

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