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You’re The One That We Want

You’re The One That We Want

(to the tune of “You’re The One That I Want” from Grease.)

DUMBLEDORE:
You better shape up,
You better understand.
With a scar upon your head.
You better shape up,
You better understand.
Without you we’ll all be dead.

TEACHERS:
You’re the one that we want, you are the one we want.
Ooh ooh ooh, Harry!
The one that we want, you are the one we want,
Ooh ooh ooh, Harry!
You’re the one that we want, you are the one we want.
Ooh ooh ooh.
You know what we need, yes indeed.

VOLDEMORT:
Can’t you feel your wands imperfection?
You’re too scared to compete.
Meditate in my direction,
Feel my ways.

HARRY:
I better shape up, ’cause you need a boy…

DUMBLEDORE:
We need a boy, who can help us through these times.

HARRY:
I’d better shape up, if I’m gonna prove.

DUMBLEDORE:
You’d better prove, that our lives are justified.

HARRY:
Are you sure?

DUMBLEDORE:
Yes we’re sure down deep inside.

TEACHERS:
You’re the one that we want, you are the one we want.
Ooh ooh ooh, Harry!
The one that we want, you are the one we want,
Ooh ooh ooh, Harry!
You’re the one that we want, you are the one we want.
Ooh ooh ooh.
You know what we mean?

HARRY:
Oh yes, indeed.

TEACHERS:
You’re the one that we want, you are the one we want.
Ooh ooh ooh, Harry!
The one that we want, you are the one we want,
Ooh ooh ooh, Harry!
You’re the one that we want, you are the one we want.
Ooh ooh ooh.
You know what we mean?

HARRY:
Oh yes, indeed.

Submitted by: Annika and Kelsey B.

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