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25 “Harry Potter” Characters and Their Cards Against Humanity Counterparts

by Megan Kelly · May 25, 2017

It’s the game that comes out at almost every late-night gathering. Cards Against Humanity is, at this point in time, simultaneously everyone’s most and least favorite party game. The expansion packs are endless – there’s even an actual Harry Potter version floating around in the universe.

Seeing as many of the cards in the original deck are highly descriptive and highly unique, I felt that they applied well to certain highly unique characters that have taken up permanent residence in my consciousness during these past 19 or so years. This is “The One in Which I Match Our Beloved Potter Characters to Inappropriate Playing Cards.” Please enjoy the results.

Warning: The Cards Against Humanity deck uses profane language and concepts. Proceed with caution.

Author’s note: I did not invent any of these cards. They all exist in the deck. Some of them just fit that eerily well.

 

1. Dolores Umbridge

Dolores Umbridge Cards Against Humanity

 

 

 2. Albus Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore Cards Against Humanity

 

 

3. Vernon Dursley

Vernon Dursley Cards Against Humanity

 

 

4. Gilderoy Lockhart

Gilderoy Lockhart Cards Against Humanity

 

 

5. Severus Snape

Severus Snape Cards Against Humanity

 

 

6. Peeves

Peeves Cards Against Humanity

 

 

7. Mundungus Fletcher

Mundungus Fletcher Cards Against Humanity

 

 

8. Percy Weasley

Percy Weasley Cards Against Humanity

 

 

9. Cornelius Fudge

Cornelius Fudge Cards Against Humanity

 

 

10. Ginny Weasley

Ginny Weasley Cards Against Humanity

 

 

11. Kingsley Shacklebolt

Kingsley Shacklebolt Cards Against Humanity

 

 

12. Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort

Voldemort Cards Against Humanity

 

 

13. Peter Pettigrew

Peter Pettigrew Cards Against Humanity

 

 

14. Dobby

Dobby Cards Against Humanity

 

 

15. Petunia Dursley

Petunia Dursley Cards Against Humanity

 

 

16. Fred Weasley

Fred Weasley Cards Against Humanity

 

 

17. Nearly Headless Nick

Nearly Headless Nick Cards Against Humanity

 

 

18. Bellatrix Lestrange

Bellatrix Lestrange Cards Against Humanity

 

 

19. Oliver Wood

Oliver Wood Cards Against Humanity

 

 

20. Professor Binns

Binns Cards Against Humanity

 

 

21. Arthur Weasley

Arthur Weasley Cards Against Humanity

 

 

22. Luna Lovegood

Luna Lovegood Cards Against Humanity

 

 

23. Sybill Trelawney

Trelawney Cards Against Humanity

 

 

24. Zacharias Smith

Zacharias Smith Cards Against Humanity

 

 

25. Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy Cards Against Humanity

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